- @glammi egg salad #
- @glammi Of course there is always eggplant, but they probably won’t like that either. #
- The market is crashing -384. I know he doesn’t start til Jan 20 but I thought electing Obama was supposed to fix all of this. #
- SMART Monster Truck http://tinyurl.com/5kdzvr, Now that’s sweet. #
Taxation and Bar stool economics
(Sent to me via a co-worker and worthy of posting)
Suppose that every day, 10 men go out for beer and the bill for all 10 comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
- The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
- The fifth would pay $1.
- The sixth would pay $3.
- The seventh would pay $7.
- The eighth would pay $12.
- The ninth would pay $18.
- The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that’s what they decided to do.
The 10 men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.
"Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20."
Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes, so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.
But what about the other six men – the paying customers?
How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his "fair share?"
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33.
But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same proportion, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so:
- The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
- The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
- The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
- The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
- The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
- The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free.
But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
"I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, "but he got $10!"
"’Yeah, that’s right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got 10 times more than I!"
"That’s true!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night, the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him.
When it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works.
The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction.
Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.
In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
Twitter Updates for 2008-11-05
- @wendyneu I’m still laughing cause you have a Mac 🙂 #
- This whole thing is looking much, much closer than I had anticipated. Maybe the Republicans will steal it again with some fancy work in Fla #
- Man, the left coast gets screwed every election year. If I lived in Hawaii, I wouldn’t even bother, I’d probably just go surfing instead. #
- Hrm, maybe it wasn’t as close as I thought… It appears to be all over except for the crying. But I am looking forward to the handouts. #
- It’s time for HOPE, and CHANGE, and HOPE and CHANGE, he brotha got any spare CHANGE ? #
- Going back to Call of Duty, it much more entertaining. #
- Tim is not on the Hope for Change bandwagon. He’s not ready to take handouts so you can give me his. #
- Where is Hillary when you need her? #
- Oooh a beer sounds good right about now… To the fridge I go. #
- It is what it is… Can’t say I really liked either one of them. While I still have significant doubts, I’m keeping an open mind… #
- @glammi But the only people bitching about those businesses are the people that don’t use them. They do provide a service for some. #
- Oh and we all know the Check and Go guys are SCUM, but if people are willing to give them 25% interest or more, why shouldn’t they take it #
- @tboland Global Search and Replace is your friend. #
- Sad but true: The first thing my 11 year old asked when she learned Obama won was; “How will this affect my Allowance?” #
Twitter Updates for 2008-11-04
- Denny Crane articulated his two reasons for voting for McCain tonight; Salmon and Women. He’s spot on. #
- Voting in Trenton was fast and easy, no lines. They said they were swamped at 6:30 though. #
- @nixguy In my district, all the Diebold machines had all the republican choices grayed out. What’s up with that? #
- If I could cast a vote opposite of each annoying political phone call, McCain would win in a landslide. But at least that part is over. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-11-03
- Good or bad, Change will begin in 48 hours… #
- I still don’t know where to sign up to receive my share of the wealth that’s about to be redistributed. Did I miss that memo? #
- @tboland Wrong, I have 5 kids, that puts me in the minority… Therefore, the sharings should be forth coming. #
- @wendyneu That’s rigged, no matter what I put in there Obama is going to save me $1800. #
- @wendyneu Someone who makes $20k, files jointly, and has two defendants will get $1000. From where? that group doesn’t pay any taxes now. #
- @wendyneu Or if they do, they have a really bad accountant. 🙂 #
- @wendyneu So that’s the magic… Cut Taxes that that don’t really exist. Sounds good to me. Heck why not make it a 10k credit then 🙂 #
- http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20081103/BIZ/311030005/1076/NEWS This angers me. There is a cost for defaulting on your obligations. #
- Does anyone else besides me think the Tesla is the next Delorian? Not saying the CEO is a Drug dealer, but… #